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Oscar

The most attractive man on planet earth that all the ladies want. Hes mega fit and mega lengers and has a 10 inch penis. He also is ranked number 1 in the world for most ladies cracked in a day, being around 3281. Oscar also is the best siege player of all time being ranked the number 1 champion in the world with a 500kd and a 100% win rate cuz hes that good. Hes very handsome and amazing and charismatic and all the hot women have pictures of him on there wall.

"I want Oscar to date me"-Some really lengers bird
"Dont everyone hes just so hot"-Xavier

Oscar by Pure ø smeglord April 9, 2026