Definitions by Pulling a Mervin

glocked 

When a nigga says some stupid ass shit and gets gunned down like the animal he is.

Bob: yo wanna play some club penguin
John: wtf nigga? *pew pew pew*
Alex: damn that lil nugga got glocked

glocked by Pulling a Mervin July 26, 2016

Pulling a Mervin 

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

Pulling a Mervin by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

Pulling a Bradley 

The art of skipping school and staying home to play a new game that has just been released.

Phil: The new Resident Evil 6 game is coming out tomorrow!
Matt: I'm thinking of pulling a Bradley so I can stay home and no-life it!
Phil: Me too!

Pulling a Bradley by Pulling a Mervin October 6, 2012