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Maryland Slip N' Slide

The Maryland Slip N' Slide is when a man strips down, lathers himself in Vaseline, and slides headfirst along the kitchen floor into the open legs of a woman. To then preform cunnilingus.

Did you hear jack sprained his neck doing the Maryland Slip N' Slide last week?

Maryland Slip N' Slide by Psychic_Meatball September 1, 2026