Psychic Jack's definitions
1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!
2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!
2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!
by Psychic Jack January 19, 2004
Get the Tofurkeymug. February 14th
A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.
On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine.
On this day, they are essentially "buying" their signifigant other, so that these love chemicals may be released into their system. It is drug money.
On Valentine's Day, my friend feels the obligation to buy his girlfriend gifts, and in turn, she allows him to feel the love drugs run through his system.
by Psychic Jack February 25, 2004
Get the Valentine's Daymug. 1) The first letter of the English alphabet.
2) An article used to describe one non-specific object.
2) An article used to describe one non-specific object.
by Psychic Jack January 3, 2007
Get the Amug.