Definitions by Ps9
Cranialapse
To fall completely upside down and land directly on the top of your head (your cranium). It acts as an irregular verb (past tense: cranialapsed, past participle: cranialapsen). Usually used to describe a spectacular, clumsy gymnastics fail, a trampoline mishap, or slipping on ice in the worst way possible.
"Bro tried to do a backflip off the park bench, lost his balance mid-air, and cranialapsed right into the grass."
Cranialapse by Ps9 September 16, 2026
Cranialapse
Definition:
To fall completely upside down and land directly on the top of your head (your cranium). It can be used as an irregular verb (past tense: cranialapsed, past participle: cranialapsen). Usually used to describe a spectacular, clumsy gymnastics fail, a trampoline mishap, or slipping on ice in the worst way possible.
To fall completely upside down and land directly on the top of your head (your cranium). It can be used as an irregular verb (past tense: cranialapsed, past participle: cranialapsen). Usually used to describe a spectacular, clumsy gymnastics fail, a trampoline mishap, or slipping on ice in the worst way possible.
Example:
"Bro tried to do a backflip off the park bench, lost his balance mid-air, and cranialapsed right into the grass."
"Bro tried to do a backflip off the park bench, lost his balance mid-air, and cranialapsed right into the grass."
Cranialapse by Ps9 September 14, 2026