Proxley the serwofun caretaker's definitions

Ok seizumer

Founded by me!, I discovered this hidden language after finding it in the middle of my boomer mind, being forged by two words that is, boomer and seizures, and created a destructive power of insult and I would lmao if someone ever used this word

People 1: turn that off#, to many colors
People 2: what? No u
People 1: what are you doing?!, you sick people, ugh, I hate people like you
People2: ok seizumer

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 29, 2020

Retardiction

1 april 2020

The place where it all begins....

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie, but people still didn't admit it that The audiction bamboozled the heck out of them

These people were called retardiction by the audiction fans for being dense as heck

person 1: what the f, I just hot scammed, I waited and subscribed but nothing happened

The audiction fans: is this kid Retardiction or somethin?

I watching you...

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 1, 2020

Fadoodle my doodle

The hidden option to act like a weirdo

Boy: fadoodle my doodle baby :)
Man: um, EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-

And then the boy was never seen again~

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 16, 2020

Vy vy vy

A rare laugh pattern, almost no one used it, well the one who write this laugh like this soo, maybe he's wierd but you will never know

Proxley: Vy vy vy...

Arsy: hey you okay?

Proxley: huh?, oh yeah, I was just laughin to this video I watched on youtube

Arsy: oh...ok

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 8, 2020

The last shibster

The last people of her kind, a so called ghost that wanders withing the facility, watching employees doing they're things, work, rest, supressing, and even until death she still watch them, the employees roumored that she was lost soul of a ancient species, and she is seeking vengeance to whoever kills her family and her whole kind, for as scary as she sounds, the employees felt rather calm that they have a someone that watches them

1: is there something wrong with me?, i felt something is watching me, i can't work peacefully, you gotta help me!

2: so your a new employee, don't be panic, that something will not hurt you

1: how can you be so sure?

2: the something you so afraid of named the last shibster as we here called it, she observe us all, and she is our guide from our madness in this place

1: how can you be so sure

2: trust me clerk you will know

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 9, 2020

Boneless bread

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread

Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker August 20, 2019

Furxole

They will hunt you, a horde full of unidentified creature with horns on its hand, or maybe we could call it hand, its a horor, Just don't wander into a forest for 3 days with 3 goat horns placed with a distance of 3 meter into a straight line everytime when it hits 3 am

Proxley: I should tell you this for a long time but, can you please stop this?

Terkeet: why? Whats wrong with doing the Furxole ceremony, are you seriusly that of a pussy?

Furxole: ...

Terkeet: besides, its already on the last day, and let me just put this last one aaaand...done!, look I alread-

Proxley: ...hello terkeet

Terkeet: ...uhh hello?, are you okay?, you look...off

Proxley: what do you mean?, I'm fine

Terkeet; you sure?

Proxley: yes, never been better

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 8, 2020