Furxole

They will hunt you, a horde full of unidentified creature with horns on its hand, or maybe we could call it hand, its a horor, Just don't wander into a forest for 3 days with 3 goat horns placed with a distance of 3 meter into a straight line everytime when it hits 3 am
Proxley: I should tell you this for a long time but, can you please stop this?

Terkeet: why? Whats wrong with doing the Furxole ceremony, are you seriusly that of a pussy?

Furxole: ...

Terkeet: besides, its already on the last day, and let me just put this last one aaaand...done!, look I alread-

Proxley: ...hello terkeet

Terkeet: ...uhh hello?, are you okay?, you look...off

Proxley: what do you mean?, I'm fine

Terkeet; you sure?

Proxley: yes, never been better
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Dr.sisterfister

The man, the pope, the doc, the absolute gamer, a madlad thats has 3 monitors and a bunch of stash of anime girls, what a guy, yeah, oh but I have to warn you that he sometimes will ra-

and someone ship him with audiction, idk who, and idk when but...yes its real
Person 1: do you remember his name?, that youtuber I saw earlier in the streets?

Person 2: oh, the one that carries 2 anime body pillow?

Person 1: yea

Person 2: his name is Dr.sisterfister

Person 1: oh thanks
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Pleisureup

A slang word for getting trick to watch an epilepsy video
Prox:hey, hey
Doc the antares: what?
Prox:"shows an a epilepsy video"
Doc the antares:agh my eyes
Prox: geeeeeeet pleisureup!
by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 07, 2019
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Dash doshiro

Do I have to explain it all?, sigh..., alrighty, the man full of dreams, A BAD ONE ON SO MANY LEVELS, but he's lovable and foccing squishy, can't say he was serius about it or not, its... Concerning to be honest...
1: why do you have to say that!
2: what?!
1:that wish!
2:what?, there is nothing wrong with being fu-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, you just like Dash doshiro
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The last shibster

The last people of her kind, a so called ghost that wanders withing the facility, watching employees doing they're things, work, rest, supressing, and even until death she still watch them, the employees roumored that she was lost soul of a ancient species, and she is seeking vengeance to whoever kills her family and her whole kind, for as scary as she sounds, the employees felt rather calm that they have a someone that watches them
1: is there something wrong with me?, i felt something is watching me, i can't work peacefully, you gotta help me!

2: so your a new employee, don't be panic, that something will not hurt you

1: how can you be so sure?

2: the something you so afraid of named the last shibster as we here called it, she observe us all, and she is our guide from our madness in this place

1: how can you be so sure

2: trust me clerk you will know
by Proxley the serwofun caretaker February 09, 2020
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Fadoodle my doodle

The hidden option to act like a weirdo
Boy: fadoodle my doodle baby :)
Man: um, EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-

And then the boy was never seen again~
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Retardiction

1 april 2020

The place where it all begins....

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie, but people still didn't admit it that The audiction bamboozled the heck out of them

These people were called retardiction by the audiction fans for being dense as heck
person 1: what the f, I just hot scammed, I waited and subscribed but nothing happened

The audiction fans: is this kid Retardiction or somethin?

I watching you...
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