Definitions by Proud Father

fuzstache 

That awkward first moustache on an adolescent boy.

My son is growing his fuzstache, and his voice is lower than mine!

fuzstache by Proud Father April 27, 2014

Boy wipe

The act of wiping your hands on your pants after washing them when no other approved method is available.

Son: There's no paper towel left Dad.
Dad: Boy wipe Son.

Boy wipe by Proud father May 26, 2010