Definitions by Project Kdizzle
retard smash
A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
retard smash by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
durki
Bf: Hey baby what's the plan tonight?
Kristin: idk, want me to slob on your knob?
Bf: hmm sounds nice but I'd rather have a durki!
Kristin: Durki? Is that when I put my arms behind my back, gobble like a Turkey and bob up and down on your dick?
Bf: You've got it!!! Now gobble gobble!!!
Kristin: idk, want me to slob on your knob?
Bf: hmm sounds nice but I'd rather have a durki!
Kristin: Durki? Is that when I put my arms behind my back, gobble like a Turkey and bob up and down on your dick?
Bf: You've got it!!! Now gobble gobble!!!
durki by Project KDizzle February 13, 2014