Definitions by Professor grandmaster G

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

machophobia by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017

abuseometer 

Imaginary scale to rate the suffering inflicted upon someone. It could be used to measure the anguish of a whiny underling.

Millennial: WTF, I can’t believe I have to work on Saturday, why me? What did I do? Why the abuse? You are such a jerk!
Boss: Well, according to my abuseometer that’s just a 3 out of 10. Either chill or get another job!

abuseometer by Professor grandmaster G November 29, 2017

Trump stamp 

Any Nazi, Neonazi or White supremacist tattoos on any given person.

Jake: I just saw a guy with a number 88 tattooed on his chest. What does that mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it, that’s just a Trump stamp.

Trump stamp by Professor grandmaster G October 25, 2017

Chicagoan roulette 

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.

You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!

Chicagoan roulette by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017

pull a trump 

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free

To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

pull a trump by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017

garbacho 

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

garbacho by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016