Professor grandmaster G's definitions

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

Uber maneuver

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.

An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.

by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019

PAB

Passive Aggressive Bitch. A Karen in the making. A "polite" person out to ruin your day and call the cops on you at any moment.

The GOP is full of PABs

by Professor grandmaster G July 7, 2021

maricunt

The spanglish definition for someone that is extremely entitled and delicate, yet over confident and insecure.

You know at least a couple maricunts in your life.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2024

Chicagoan roulette

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.

You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!

by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017

Protestennial

Perennial millennial who is hell bent on protesting every fucking thing he can.

Protestennials are upset that Monopoly published a version dedicated to them.

by Professor grandmaster G November 15, 2018