Professor grandmaster G's definitions

Jiggle-o

A semi in-shape guy that runs with out his t-shirt and jiggles more than Jello.

Summer is the time to spot your local jiggle-o.

by Professor grandmaster G June 19, 2023

Malort face

Expression you have when you just realized you crapped your pants.

Buying shots of this liquor for people is worth it just to see their malort face!

by Professor grandmaster G April 19, 2018

Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.

The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2020

EDM fluffer

The guy next to the DJ or sometimes the DJ himself. When the set is flat, he yells put your fucking hands up, hello or how you feeling x city or counts down the next bit drop.

When your music cannot speak for itself, you need an EDM fluffer.

by Professor grandmaster G March 26, 2018

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

Chicagoan roulette

To do a round of shots of any juice or liquor with a similar color to Jeppson’s Malort on a group of two or more while sneaking one shot of the latter in to the mix.

You do not want to lose when playing Chicagoan roulette. It feels like someone kicked your mouth in the balls!

by Professor grandmaster G October 24, 2017