East Falls

East Falls is one of the worst places in Philadelphia to live. The children are rude and disgustingly disrespectful. Many young people in East Falls are addicted to hardcore drugs and those who don’t are very dull.

“Did you get jumped” -Franky

“Yeah, I was walking by the Mcdevitt Rec center in East Falls, when a bunch of retarded kids began to repeatedly kick me in the balls”-Thomas

by Professor Wumbo May 27, 2018

Double fruit stick

When someone puts two colorful dildos up another’s ass.

That gay ass fat bull in Philly tried to do a double fruit stick with me.

by Professor Wumbo March 15, 2018