Definitions by Professor Timmy C

ass s'more 

a snack consisting of graham cracker, chocolate and marshallow prepared by sticking said ingredients up one's ass and sitting in a hot tub for six minutes.

Damn, these ass s'mores be tastier than a motherfucker!

I found an anal pube in Grandmother Louise's ass s'more.

ass s'more by Professor Timmy C May 20, 2003

bankruptcy 

a sect of humans native to the sixth floor; this species is known for their grossly gigantic testicles, lack of work ethic and foul odor; partial to wolf's delivery and keg beer.

man, bankruptcy screwed the fucking pooch. again.

bankruptcy by Professor Timmy C March 12, 2003