4 definitions by Professor R Right

Second City of the UK

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.

"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

by Professor R Right July 28, 2008

Second City of the UK

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.

"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

by Professor R Right July 28, 2008

Second City of the UK

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.

"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

by Professor R Right July 28, 2008

Third City of the UK

Birmingham, officially the gun crime capital of the universe and resembles a large sewer. Birmingham is officially the third city of the United Kingdom and only a Birmingham sewer rat would say otherwise.

Hi! I am from Birmingham, therefore I live in a sewer, oh how I hate the third city of the UK, my own sewer.

by Professor R Right July 28, 2008