Professor Poops's definitions

jewish gas mask

When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.

Nothing says loving a woman like a good ol' Jewish Gas Mask.

by Professor Poops May 16, 2006

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.

She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

by Professor Poops May 16, 2006