Definitions by Professor Panic

monkeyclaw 

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

monkeyclaw by Professor Panic February 28, 2005