Professor PAINAL's definitions
The act of not eating or not masterbating, as both are equally difficult to maintain life. The ultimate challenge to one's self...
Fapper 1: hey, not eating again? What's the matter?
Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...
Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)
Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...
Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)
by Professor PAINAL April 18, 2019
Get the fapstingmug. While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
Get the Mexican time machinemug.