Definitions by Professor Legasov

Wake up in darkness 

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

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I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

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You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

Wake up in darkness by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019