Professor Godfather's definitions

Tip Jar Mime

When someone pretends to put his change in the tip jar while actually palming it and then, later, placing it in his own pocket. See also Poop Bag Mime.

Starbucks Barista: "I gave him sixty-two cents in change and he Tip Jar Mimed all of it but the pennies."

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

Poop Bag Mime

When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.

My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010