saurange

1. A feeble-minded conservative whose political views. (E.G. The political views of Dick Cheny or Rush Limbaugh.)

2. Disease associated with a whale's vagina. Characterized by protruding hair, malodorous oily discharge, and receeding penis length.

You're not liberal, you're a saurange!

or

I heard Carlyle caught a major case of saurange from Michelle.

by Professor Carl Rabinowitz November 28, 2005