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markynextdoor 

Someone who can be described as a big round circle, a rizzless simp to every egirl, uses/blames chat as an excuse to eat kbbq/canes, and an impulsive buyer: Buying a $700 mic, $700 baby keem tickets for Didi and himself, $220 GLD Thanos Chain.
"He hit his credit card limit and opened up a new card just in order to buy a $33 comic book on ebay that comes with a redeemable fortnite spiderman skin. After buying it, he instantly shows off his skin and did an emote in didi's fortnite lobby."

"Must be markynextdoor."