DWRF

A grown man in his mid twenties with a crippling addiction to messaging minors. Has a track record of asking them about 50 Shades of Grey and their endeavours in the topic. You'll usually catch him justifying his crimes against humanity by saying "she's not sixteen, she's seventeen." when in fact her words were "I'm almost seventeen". The biggest weakness of the DWRFinator is the ballimorey theme tune, keeps him in check and away from the german sixteen year old girls.
"She said she was seventeen." - DWRF
"Bro, I'm not your queen." - 16 year old german girl

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by Prof.Pakora (aka sand monkey) November 25, 2024
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