Prof. Linguist's definitions

Existentially

A word used typically by vegans who think they are better than you to explain why they don't eat meat and why it's ok.

Existentially, I don't eat meat because animals have a lot of feelings, and I feel their voices should be heard.

by Prof. Linguist April 5, 2010

Slothery

The status of one in which who is a sloth, or lazy.

Don't subscribe to slothery, get your shit together.

by Prof. Linguist June 26, 2020