Prof. Jake's definitions

artdefinition

A bogus definition of an artword, a bogus word used in conversation.

Art used the word "underleanings" in a debate. We checked it out and found no definitions in any dictionaries. When we called him on it, he submitted a bogus definition that was obviously conjured up by him. It was clearly an artdefinition of an artword.

(see artword)

by Prof. Jake April 8, 2006

cruining

Cruining is a combination of crooning and ruining. It refers to the "art" of ruining a perfectly good song through a miserable attempt at karaoke.

What's that awful sound?

Oh, that's Art cruining another Beatles song.

by Prof. Jake January 14, 2006