1 definition by Prof. Doc Dibs
with dibs you can reserve/own things
the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.
you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.
calling dibs on people has some special rules.
you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.
every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.
every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.
also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?
dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.
the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.
you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.
calling dibs on people has some special rules.
you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.
every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.
every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.
also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?
dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.
A: yooo, i call dibs on her
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.
by Prof. Doc Dibs September 25, 2023