Definitions by Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap

chode 

1. past tense of the word "chide"

2. a short, fat penis

3. any fan of the Baltimore Ravens

She chode him for his tiny fat chode as he pissed and moaned and blamed the Steelers for everything wrong with the universe.

chode by Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap February 14, 2012