Procket Man's definitions

Pedophile State University

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

by Procket Man March 18, 2015

Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.

No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!

by Procket Man April 5, 2015

Maple Fever

When you are only attracted to or especially attracted to Canadians. This term comes from the South Park episode "Where My Country Gone?".

Bob: For some reason, I'm only attracted to Canadian women.
Joe: You must have maple fever.

by Procket Man November 24, 2015