Princess Conseula Banana Hammock's definitions

Sexeternity

Sexual intercourse with someone which will last forever, and ever, and ever, and ever...

...and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...

by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005

Anal Virgin

A man or woman who has not been fucked up the bum yet.

Boy1: Jesus, that guy is such an Anal Virgin!

Boy2: I know, he won't let me anywhere near him.

by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005

Thonging

The act of giving a thong wearing victim a wedgie.

Girl: Did you see that? Some guy has just recieved such a thonging!

by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005