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Definitions by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock

The act of giving a thong wearing victim a wedgie.
Girl: Did you see that? Some guy has just recieved such a thonging!

Anal Virgin

A man or woman who has not been fucked up the bum yet.
Boy1: Jesus, that guy is such an Anal Virgin!

Boy2: I know, he won't let me anywhere near him.

Sexeternity

Sexual intercourse with someone which will last forever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
...and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...