3 definitions by Prince of the Lizard people

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere
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weirdus means the same as random

it is pronounced like 'weird us' as one word
he was being pretty weirdus last night

we were chatting some pretty weirdus crap last night
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An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that
by Prince of the Lizard people March 13, 2012
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