Definitions by Prince Raygun

ball balls 

The urbanely mystical colloquialism for a Christmas bauble. Refers back to the Wanglo Saxon term for double take where a festive reveller, often with narcolepsy or amnesia, would see decorations and for one reason or another need a second glance, or squint.

I wish my ball balls was a bit shinier, squire.

Please refer me to your local ball balls procurer for my tree is bare and my famalam is on the way.

ball balls by Prince Raygun January 1, 2017