When your wife thinks it's real funny to spread her butt cheeks apart and proceed to walk backwards into your friend, and presses her hot puckered asshole onto their leg.
Me: Bro! I'm so sorry my wife gave ya the hot plate last night!
Friend: it's cool, I just needed to wash up with a wet rag after she hotplated me.
Friend: it's cool, I just needed to wash up with a wet rag after she hotplated me.
by Preston waters March 25, 2018