Definitions by Preston Tomeo
cruddust
Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter.
Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cruddustthem?"
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cruddustthem?"
cruddust by Preston Tomeo April 18, 2024