President of CPS's definitions

CPS

Confidential Pussy Services

CPS is a world renowned pussy inspection service, which has won many awards including the Golden Pus public service trophy. CPS has over 1200 branches worldwide and specialise in gynecology, abortions, and other 'pussy-intrusive' services.

I went to CPS and they got that damn grape out! Even the vacuum cleaner couldn't!

by President of CPS December 24, 2008