Definitions by Pres. Chester A. Arthur

Schmackler 

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

Schmackler by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023