Pratham Varshney's definitions

puja

The literal meaning of Puja is adoration. It is an all-purpose term used to denote the many stages of ritual action that compose worship in Hindu culture.

But a subset of Puja also refers to a Jaat member (normally of the fairer sex). Puja's are known for their long lathis which is, in most cases, directly proportional to their heights.

Pujas are born nerds who defy most Jaat members.

Hey, did you check out that girl, she was carrying a lathi and wearing specs, she must be a puja.

by Pratham Varshney June 8, 2011