jive ass bastard

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.

Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.

by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

hick burn

The hair that grows on the back of your neck when you haven't got a haircut in a long time.

Hey man did you see that hairy guy?
Yeah that jive ass bastard had some major league hick burns.

by Prakka Lars March 24, 2009