Definitions by Post_bologna

Fauxipino 

A Filipino from Fresno that fully embraces the valley girl mentality, takes it in the ass, and thinks tagalog is a girl scout cookie.

Oh she's one of those fauxipino bitches.

Fauxipino by Post_bologna September 15, 2019

Crunchy fruit granola 

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

Crunchy fruit granola by Post_bologna September 14, 2019