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Kreebop Klatweegee

The moniker of the lad who invented the knit condom out of q-tips. Much like chainmail for your penis. Think Florence Pugh in Dune 2.

Aw man I wish Kreebop Klatweegee was here to see how far condoms have cum. Or not cum.

by Port Authority March 23, 2024