Definitions by Porky McTrumpet

pork trumpet 

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

pork trumpet by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007