Definitions by Porkalean queen

porkalean 

Slang
1) When something real shitty happens to someone
2) When shit gets fucked up

-Jess stole Cat's pet alpaca!
-Ah, porkalean!

-Dude, I failed my math test
-Man that's some porkalean right there

porkalean by Porkalean queen May 24, 2016