Definitions by Pork Sled

assthetic 

An aesthetic that fails in a particularly miserable way, i.e. an outcome that looks like ass.

Man 1: Hey, that looks really awful! I'm not sure how she achieved that particular assthetic.

Man 2: Perhaps by following your unstructions.

assthetic by Pork Sled November 3, 2009

unstructions

Instructions that are unhelpful or incorrect.

Of course they messed up. Try fixing your unstructions.

unstructions by Pork Sled October 22, 2009