unstructions

Instructions that are unhelpful or incorrect.

Of course they messed up. Try fixing your unstructions.

by Pork Sled October 22, 2009

assthetic

An aesthetic that fails in a particularly miserable way, i.e. an outcome that looks like ass.

Man 1: Hey, that looks really awful! I'm not sure how she achieved that particular assthetic.

Man 2: Perhaps by following your unstructions.

by Pork Sled November 03, 2009