Definitions by PoppyCocken the Third

washbourns 

The Washbourn family is a long and distinguished dynasty dating back to the late Paleolithic era. Capable of laser vision, manipulation of subatomic partials, and a 13ft vertical leap, the Washbourn family is truly baller as fuck brah.

I visited the Washbourns yesterday and my eyes literally melted out of my skull. Never going back again.

washbourns by PoppyCocken the Third August 2, 2022

washbourns 

The Washbourn family is a long and distinguished dynasty dating back to the late Paleolithic era. Capable of laser vision, manipulation of subatomic partials, and a 13ft vertical leap, the Washbourn family is truly baller as fuck brah.

I visited the Washbourns yesterday and my eyes literally melted out of my skull. Never going back again.

washbourns by PoppyCocken the Third August 2, 2022