He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.
Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021