naval jelly

semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.

Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Class ring

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.

i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)

She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

nigger dick face

Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.

When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.

That nigger dick face cut me off then gave me the finger!!!!

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.

All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Dong sniffer

A rude or douche like person, generally a gay male. ( a gay jerk).

That cashier could have been more courtious, the dong sniffer probably spit in our food!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

obama sauna

The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong

My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016