Definitions by Poot there it is!!!
turd towel
When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
turd towel by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
lavatory lemonade
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
lavatory lemonade by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
bathroom yellow pages
A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
bathroom yellow pages by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
drain drenching
drain drenching by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Class ring
The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
Class ring by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
porpoise poot
The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016