Class ring

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.

i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.

Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

trump hustle

When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.

You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.

He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

obama sauna

The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong

My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)

She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.

Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016