Definitions by Poop Johnson

tellum

A reverse mullet; long hair in the front, and short hair in the back. A favorite hair style of red necks across Nebraska.

Mr. Kelly has a tellum.

tellum by Poop Johnson October 30, 2002

romper 

To have attributes uncharacteristic of a normal human being; ie. being retarded, stupid or acting in a dumbass fashion. Other usage includeds refrences to nerds, gigantic freaks, foreigners or other people who deserve to be degraded.

That kid is such a dirty romper!

romper by Poop Johnson October 18, 2002