tellum

A reverse mullet; long hair in the front, and short hair in the back. A favorite hair style of red necks across Nebraska.
Mr. Kelly has a tellum.
by Poop Johnson October 31, 2002
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romper

To have attributes uncharacteristic of a normal human being; ie. being retarded, stupid or acting in a dumbass fashion. Other usage includeds refrences to nerds, gigantic freaks, foreigners or other people who deserve to be degraded.
That kid is such a dirty romper!
by Poop Johnson October 18, 2002
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