Poomlep's definitions

Mat

Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs

Mate whys that guy talking rubbish?

Ah, hes just a Mat

by Poomlep September 7, 2016