1 definition by Poodle-Slayer Kitten-Rider
The flashbang is when you go down on someone after eating some spicy food and it sets her/his va-jj/cock on fire. This is sometimes done by accident after drunken encounter at Buffalo Wild Wings but can also be done intentionally by filling your mouth with hotsauce if your eating a dick/pussy you don't want to eat again.
Medic: How can I help you today young man?
Pvt Dicks: My goddamn dick sausage is on fucking fire doc, I can't take it!
Medic: Oh my god... You've been flashbanged son! Nurse I'm going to need a bag of ice, a bottle of Jergens and a copy of Backdoor Hussies 3, stat!
Pvt Dicks: My goddamn dick sausage is on fucking fire doc, I can't take it!
Medic: Oh my god... You've been flashbanged son! Nurse I'm going to need a bag of ice, a bottle of Jergens and a copy of Backdoor Hussies 3, stat!
by Poodle-Slayer Kitten-Rider March 11, 2016