Polkabear's definitions

Morleying It

The questionable art of getting down on all fours, face first, and inhaling another person’s “rear-end exhaust” like it’s a fine vintage. To Morley it is to commit fully to the gas-mask lifestyle — no filters, no shame, just straight-from-the-tap thunder clouds.

• “Bro wasn’t just sniffing the chair after she left, he was straight up Morleying it.”
• “You can joke about Dutch ovens, but don’t Morley it, that’s next-level foul.”

by Polkabear October 3, 2025