Definitions by Polish Sausage

Colorado Chuck wagon 

The act of gaping your girlfriends anus and farting into her rectum. She will then be able to refart your fart.

I was thinking about giving you a Colorado Chuck wagon tonight...

Colorado Chuck wagon by Polish sausage August 10, 2018

neverending beard of jesus himself 

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

neverending beard of jesus himself by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

lolygon 

A closed figure with lol sides. Often used in mathematical discussions on the internet.

Mr Vong: Michael, if the area of a figure is its perimeter divided by lol divided by its radius, what is that figure called?
Michael: A lolygon.
Mr Vong: Correct. You get a gold star.

lolygon by Polish Sausage September 13, 2007