1 definition by Poland Space Camp

The most sexiest Russian that ever lived. He is a great guy and is very funny especially with his M u n k e jokes. Alexey only belongs to the best strongest Russian heavy weapons experts and that is why the name is so rare. If the name Alexey did not exist there would be no strong men in USSR and Stalin knowing that the USSR does not have an Alexey in it would surrender in the first hour of war. Alexey is also an improvement for the name Putin where people not as cool and Alexeys would be demoted to a name such as Putin.
Wow, that's an Alexey over there better not mess with him!

Oh boy, I'm fucked for I just pissed off an Alexey meaning that I'm going to die in the next nanosecond!
by Poland Space Camp September 9, 2020