Poco Cornell's definitions

twoper

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008